Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans!

It's ado, not adieu.

And I think you meant to say Zatch Gaspifinakis

Patton Oswald is no Patton Oswalt

piss-poor trigger discipline whether he's a farmer, businessman, cop, or marine during vietnam. he just doesn't give a rip.

Where did you get the photo you used on the front page? I think I know that guy.

A tactical armored personnel carrier disguised as an Oldsmobile. These guys are sharp.

if this is not already a lftr pllr/hold steady lyric, it really should be

“Horseshit.” == “Of course it is.” == “Course not.” == Cognitive dissonance. Fools, the lot of you. Boner-eaters.