rebekahdangerl

my grandma calling to her pet turtle. pretty sure it thinks it's a dog. it comes every time.

i was an RA at a very conservative christian school. one of our least favorable rules was that students could not be sexually active. i once had to go into a resident's apartment and literally stop him and his girlfriend while they were gettin' down(if you know what i mean). i had… Read More

It's actually illegal to print the United States flag on apparel so Polo Ralph Lauren did the right thing in leaving out stars because that makes it not the American Flag and therefore not illegal.

for good from wicked. tears everywhere.

my mom used to wash out my mouth with liquid soap if i said a "bad word". except that i was a little punk and would gargle it around like i enjoyed it. i didn't. it was disgusting.

my mom used to wash out my mouth with liquid soap if i said a "bad word". except that i was a little punk and would gargle it around acting like i enjoyed it. i didn't. it was disgusting.

i was a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding and, of course, got a terrible cold just in time for the big day. i snuck cough drops into my bouquet and slipped them into my mouth when nobody was looking. during the ceremony(while on stage) i popped a cough drop in my mouth and started… Read More