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Taste Test: The Best Instant Mashed Potatoes

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Emily Fleischaker

So, mashed potatoes are an important part of any self-respecting Thanksgiving. And making them from scratch is not hard or expensive and is probably your best bet.

BUT. Sometimes things happen. Sometimes you forget the potatoes while they’re boiling and end up with a pot of weird tragic potato gruel. Sometimes your puppy eats all the potatoes you bought and then spends the entire day barfing. Sometimes people just like things that come out of a box.

That’s why we recruited some lucky BuzzFeed editors to do the dirty work and taste test seven brands of instant mashed potatoes you can easily find at a grocery store to see which one was the most viable solution for a last-minute Thanksgiving fix.

We also threw in some homemade potatoes as a control. They did not win. They tied for third (one tasting note: “meh”). This has led us to question some things about our world view.

Here are the brands we tried*:

365 Instant Mashed Potatoes
Betty Crocker Homestyle Creamy Butter Mashed Potatoes
Betty Crocker Cheddar & Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes
Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes
Idaho Mashed Potatoes
Idaho Spuds Classic Flakes
Velveeta Cheesy Potatoes
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Homemade (the control)

*We bought what we could get our hands on at local (NYC) supermarkets. If we missed your absolute favorite brand and you’re convinced it was robbed, that’s rotten luck and we are deeply, truly sorry.

Here’s what happened…

2. WINNER: Betty Crocker Homestyle Creamy Butter Mashed Potatoes

TASTING NOTES:
“Potatoey, buttery, good.”
“Good texture.”
“Earthy.”

3. RUNNER UP: Velveeta Cheesy Mashed Potatoes

Okay, adding cheese to the equation may not be playing fair. But listen, the heart wants what it wants.

TASTING NOTES:
“Fluffy and garlicky.”
“Garlic heaven.”
“French fry-like.”

4. 2ND RUNNER UP: Betty Crocker Cheddar & Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes

Betty’s on a roll! These tied for 3rd/4th place with homemade potatoes, although they were definitely divisive.

TASTING NOTES:
“Tastes cheesy and vaguely stale.”
“Christmas popcorn.”
“Pierogi filling.”

5. LOSER: 365 Instant Mashed Potatoes

The moral of the story is that IF you are going to eat something out of a box in dehydrated flake form, there probably isn’t that much point in getting it from Whole Foods.

TASTING NOTES:
“Doesn’t deserve to be called potatoes.”
“Way too creamy, like soup.”
“Nah.”

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