Tortoises Enjoy Thanksgiving Leftovers
The tortoises at the San Diego Zoo were thankful for pumpkins this year. Actually me, too, since I got to see the pictures! (via @JeffMusk)
The tortoises at the San Diego Zoo were thankful for pumpkins this year. Actually me, too, since I got to see the pictures! (via @JeffMusk)
Justin Bieber, tanning lotion and Funyuns. God Bless America.
Pro Tip: If you're big enough to not sit at the kiddie table, buy Jumbo Sized olives. The little ones split on your fingers and make you feel old.
Good answer, kid. You should be president.
While you're stuffing your face, some people are out there, rocking back and forth in a corner and holding themselves as they cry Thanksgiving tears. Holidays are the worst.
Balloooooons!!! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Rule #1: If you only see your family once a year on Thanksgiving, you're actually allowed to play tackle. (via The Wall Street Journal)
Because the ingredients of stuffing is something of a hot button Thanksgiving issue.
Mmmm, bacon wrapped turkey. By modifying some of the rudimentary dishes served on this day, you too can stuff your face with more calories than you have ever imagined.
Ever wonder how people in Japan, Australia, France, or Germany celebrate Thanksgiving? Wonder no longer! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD!!!
Turkey, smurkey…it's all about the balloons. Dating back to 1924, the annual event's storied past is highlighted by a rogue Cat in the Hat, helium shortages, and Golden Girl Betty White Before they start gobbling turkey, more than 50 million Americans are expected to tune into the 85th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Thursday morning on NBC. Of course, that's in addition to the 3.5…
'Tis the season to be thankful you don't live at home anymore.
Hey everybody. Uncle Joe here again. People may not know this, but Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Why? Because cranberry looks like blood jello. How cool is that.
Diabetes, I welcome you with open arms. Life doesn't get much better than eating a cake filled with pie. (via charlesphoenix.com)
I love this woman. She's so right. Turkey tastes like wet cardboard. Load up on all the wine and sides you can.
Y'know…because it's Thanksgiving. If you haven't done at least one of the following, you're lying. (via memegenerator.net)
This year, be thankful that your Thanksgiving has never been this f*cked up.
Pro Tip: Don't share this on Facebook if you are friends with your family on Facebook.
The National Dog Show is a Thanksgiving tradition for dog people. Tune in to NBC Thursday at noon to root for your favorite pooch!
Once again, The Oatmeal totally nails it. Happy Thanksgiving, America.