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The 14 Best Ways To Propose Marriage With Food

Odds of getting a “yes” increase dramatically in proportion to how hungry your beloved is.

1. Say it on a pint.

This method is a great way to say SUCK IT, LONELY ICE-CREAM BINGING PAST SELF, I HAVE SOMEONE TO LOVE NOW.

2. Say it with a fortune cookie.

Here’s how to make your own.

3. Say it with pizza.

Undeniably janky and yet, AND YET, somehow deeply compelling.

4. Say it inside a Kinder egg.

Perfect if you have 17 hours to spend painstakingly assembling a tiny proposal robot version of yourself.

5. Say it with chocolates.

You can order custom candy messages from this Etsy store.

6. Say it at the bottom of a coffee cup.

8. Say it with s’mores.

This would be totally adorable right up until the moment where your betrothed cracks their molars into tiny pieces and/or swallows the ring and dies.

9. Say it on a nug’ stack.

I do.

10. Say it with macarons.

Crazy in twee love.

11. Say it on a cupcake.

This one can be yours for the low, low price of $55,000 (including ring).

12. Or with multiple cupcakes.

Multiple cupcakes > one cupcake.

13. Say it with cookies.

Requires fine motor skills, not ideal for all suitors.

14. Say it with hot sauce.

This is the face of modern romance.

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