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The 35 Most Heartbreaking Food Fails Of 2013

This was the year that we all truly nailed it.

1. These inappropriate corn dog muffins:

@atnejem / instagram.com

Rude, frankly.

2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:

@tays_got_faith / instagram.com

Go home, cake. You’re drunk.

3. This problematic vegan pasta:

@jenniedwilliams / instagram.com

BIG CASHEW IS BEHIND THIS

4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:

Diagnosis: lack of ambition.

5. These doomed mozzarella bites:

@kristenestelle / instagram.com

ATTN world: These will never work. They will just never, ever work.

6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:

All adventurous cakes do.

7. These stained-glass cookies:

Breaking my heart.

8. These bunny blobscuits:

@xtremeparnthood / instagram.com

Don’t impose your standard of beauty on my bunny, OK?

9. These horrifying apple turkeys:

I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS

10. This candy corn cookie calamity:

@clarissafidler / instagram.com

And kids, that’s why you should never touch candy corn without hazmat gear on.

11. These sad cinnamon bun pancakes:

@miss_tarin / instagram.com

Good morning!

12. This 14-layer caketastrophe:

Eh, I’d eat it.

13. These broken bacon hearts:

Pretty hurts.

14. These Jell-o shots (?) that never quite jelled:

 

Stop crying and go get the spoons.

15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:

They just wanted to be free.

16. This…cake?

@emig56 / instagram.com

17. This salted caramel pretzel meltdown:

Salty…LIKE MY TEARS.

18. This attempt at Rice Krispie patriotism:

@lizhorton217 / instagram.com

19. These would-be quinoa pancakes:

@mamabickler / instagram.com

20. This rather ineleggant breakfast:

@ladycokonut / instagram.com

21. This Sour Patch Situation:

What counts is that you tried. Tried and failed miserably.

22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn’t:

@laurietani / instagram.com

There were irreconcilable differences.

24. This failed fruit roll-up:

Looks about right to me.

25. This almost-ombré cake:

@hannahrmoody / instagram.com

26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:

@aracuan13 / instagram.com

 

You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.

27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:

A real letdown.

28. This microwave cookie fiasco:

@bananieannie / instagram.com

29. These overnight oats:

@emshaer / instagram.com

Maybe they’re just hungover?

30. This not-so-easy mac:

You do realize this comes in a box, right?

31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:

@bbynikkii / instagram.com

glurp glorp glarp

32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:

They didn’t deserve to die like this.

33. This sad bread dachshund:

 

Woof.

34. These not-so-hot tater tots:

35. This polka-dot cake:

Bull’s-eye.

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