2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:
Go home, cake. You’re drunk.
3. This problematic vegan pasta:
BIG CASHEW IS BEHIND THIS
4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:
Diagnosis: lack of ambition.
5. These doomed mozzarella bites:
6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:
All adventurous cakes do.
8. These bunny blobscuits:
Don’t impose your standard of beauty on my bunny, OK?
9. These horrifying apple turkeys:
I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS
10. This candy corn cookie calamity:
And kids, that’s why you should never touch candy corn without hazmat gear on.
15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:
They just wanted to be free.
21. This Sour Patch Situation:
What counts is that you tried. Tried and failed miserably.
22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn’t:
There were irreconcilable differences.
26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:
You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.
27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:
A real letdown.
30. This not-so-easy mac:
You do realize this comes in a box, right?
31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:
glurp glorp glarp
32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:
They didn’t deserve to die like this.