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<b>Research suggests that at least 65% of functional adults secretly have the eating habits of a stoned teenager.</b> Are you the exception to the rule?

Research suggests that at least 65% of functional adults secretly have the eating habits of a stoned teenager. Are you the exception to the rule?

Do You Eat Your Age?

Aww, is wittle baby cwying? Did wittle baby want the cwusts cut off his sandwich? Well, TOUGH NUGGETS. Crusts are good for your self-esteem, and vegetables build character. Go on, live a little! Put hot sauce on your next burrito. There's a big, delicious world out there waiting for you.

You eat like a small child!

The size of a slice of pizza is infinitely more important to you than what's actually on it. You'll eat basically anything as long as you can hold it in one hand while you use the other hand to send cool teen Snapchats to all your cool teen friends.

You eat like a #teen!

You're out to prove that you CAN eat like a real, fancy grownup. You'll spend at least 3 minutes browsing the wine store before you buy the second cheapest bottle. And you're totally going to invite your friends over for a dinner party...some time.

You eat like an early 20-something!

You know what's up. You walk past idiots lined up on the sidewalk, waiting for 2 hours to eat a pastry they saw on the internet, and you laugh and laugh and laugh. And then you order Seamless on the way home.

You eat like a late 20-something!

You know how to make adult choices, and although your stomach is no longer willing to put up with 3am pizza on a regular basis, you've (started to) come to terms with that. Good for you! It's only gonna get less fun from here on out.

You eat like a 30-something!

You've got this food stuff down pat. You're an example to everyone around you. You're probably making organic nut milk in your Vitamix blender as we speak, smiling and thinking about all the compound interest accumulating in your 401K.

You eat like a mature adult!

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