1. The golden glow of Twinkies will be extinguished forever.
2. And with it, the magic of fried Twinkies.
5. You’ll have to go back to eating awkward, enormous Fruit Pies instead of tiny ones.
7. And forget about experiencing “the gift of a lifetime”: a Honey Bun with cheese.
9. That means you’ll never be able to stick Sue and Joe’s place cards in Sno Balls again.
This is pretty complex, you might want to use the official recipe.
10. You’ll never bite into another Zinger.
Did not know the Zinger existed until today, but I’m already mourning it.