Top 10 Heart-Stopping Twinkie Recipes

While some of these are from Hostess’s “inventive and unexpected” cookbook, most are just the stuff of nightmares, created by our everyday Emeril Lagasses. And I guarantee that consuming any of them will result in your untimely death. posted on

1. Twinkling Turkey

Ingredients:
1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
1 (14-18-pound) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
1/4 cup honey

2. Pigs in a Twinkie

Ingredients:
6 pork sausage links
6 Twinkies
Maple syrup, for serving

3. Twinkie del Mar

Ingredients:
12 Twinkies
3 (7 ounce) cans tuna
6 ounces cream cheese
1 bell pepper, chopped
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
3 cups brine

This is literally a nightmare.

4. Twinkie Patriotic Pie

Ingredients:
6-7 Twinkies, broken or torn into 1” pieces
1 pint fresh blueberries
1 lb. fresh strawberries, sliced
2 packages (5.1 oz.) instant vanilla pudding mix
6 cups milk
1 container (12 oz.) frozen nondairy whipped topping, thawed

5. Heavenly Twinkie Dessert

Ingredients:
10 Twinkies
2 10 oz. boxes of frozen raspberries, thawed
1 bag flaked coconut
1 large box pistachio pudding, made according to package directions
1 container whipped topping

6. Twinkie Sushi

Ingredients:
3 Twinkies
Assorted dried fruits
Assorted fruity decorative candies
2 green fruit leather
Dried mango (looks like pickled ginger)

7. Twinkie Tiramisu

Ingredients:
10 Twinkies (1 box)
16 ounces ricotta cheese
8 ounces mascarpone cheese
1 lb powdered sugar
2 ounces dark rum
6 ounces Kahlua
1 chocolate bar (milk or dark chocolate)
1 tablespoon cocoa powder

8. Twinkie Toffee Treat

Ingredients:
10 Twinkies (1 box)
2 prepared packages of vanilla (or chocolate) pudding
1 large tub of whipped topping
6 Heath candy bars

9. Deep-Fried Twinkies

Ingredients:
6 Twinkies, frozen
1 cup milk
1 tablespoon white vinegar
1 tablespoon oil
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Flour, for dusting

10. Twinkie Milkshake

Ingredients:
2 Twinkies
2 scoops chocolate ice cream
1 cup milk
Whipped cream, for topping

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