It's Thanksgiving and this will probably be you before you go to your feast.
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When your Republican or Democrat family tries to convince you to see political opinions their way:
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When your family tries to share their racist views with you:
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When your family asks about your dating life:
4.
When your family tries to force you to go to their church with them:
5.
When your aunt tries to passive-aggressively insult you:
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When your mother asks you when you are going to give her grandkids:
7.
When you bring home your new significant other and the family brings home the embarrassing stories:
8.
When your grandma asks (AGAIN) if your major is something that would make her proud:
9.
When a family member with no regard for boundaries or personal space comes up to hug you:
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When your father tells you that your cousin is pregnant AGAIN:
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When you get caught hooking up:
12.
When you've had enough and finally blow your gasket at your family:
13.
When you realize you make more money than your "cool" older brother who picked on you for the entirety of your childhood:
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When your mother comments on how much you're eating for Thanksgiving dinner:
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When you remember why you always leave Thanksgiving dinner after an hour or two:
Truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Colbert.