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How To Get Through Thanksgiving Dinner As Told By Stephen Colbert

Happy Thanksgiving!

It's Thanksgiving and this will probably be you before you go to your feast.

1. When your Republican or Democrat family tries to convince you to see political opinions their way:

2. When your family tries to share their racist views with you:

3. When your family asks about your dating life:

4. When your family tries to force you to go to their church with them:

5. When your aunt tries to passive-aggressively insult you:

6. When your mother asks you when you are going to give her grandkids:

7. When you bring home your new significant other and the family brings home the embarrassing stories:

8. When your grandma asks (AGAIN) if your major is something that would make her proud:

9. When a family member with no regard for boundaries or personal space comes up to hug you:

10. When your father tells you that your cousin is pregnant AGAIN:

11. When you get caught hooking up:

12. When you've had enough and finally blow your gasket at your family:

13. When you realize you make more money than your "cool" older brother who picked on you for the entirety of your childhood:

14. When your mother comments on how much you're eating for Thanksgiving dinner:

15. When you remember why you always leave Thanksgiving dinner after an hour or two:

Truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Colbert.

Happy Thanksgiving!