I find it hilarious that DC allows gay marriage but isn’t the most defiant color.

1)The West Wing (only through season 4- I don’t recognize the legitimacy of the non-Sorkin eps)
2)The Daily Show (because Jon Stewart is better than you)
3)Simpsons (I contend that all situations in life can be responded to by references to Simpsons, Family Guy, and Futurama)
4)Community (if you’re not watching start. Now.)
5)Homicide: Life on the Street (I grew up just outside Baltimore, so I’m slightly biased; yes The Wire is better but I like this one more)

Before you make fun of her outfit, remember that she played a singing cannibal in Sweeney Todd. And was suspiciously good in that role. Is this really a woman you want to piss off?

You guys forgot Hamilton, Bermuda

Also:
“I’m completely stumped about what to do in Afghanistan”
“I like my tea with civil discourse”
“Since when does my ability to spell make me a socialist?”
“Socialism and fascism are two different things” (<—as a polisci major, this is my favorite)

I also saw:
“Why yes, I am a real American”
“The rent IS too damn high”
“I masturbate and I vote!”
“Masturbating witches against O’Donnell” …and none of the actual show, because there were twice as many people there as they were expecting.

So I’m guessing Barenaked Ladies aren’t going to be booked there anytime soon.

Delaware Republicans, I’m perfectly capable for fucking myself over, I don’t need your help (you must think I need it to nominate her).

Why? If a fat person does something funny post it. Same for a skinny person.

Winston!

Security was walking because this guy was the best chance of the game appearing on Sportscenter. And I say that as an O’s fan. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go back to remembering the good old days of Cal.

No, the best movie title ever is “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar”.
But Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows are epic enough to warrant following them- I mean, him, on Twitter.

Y’all forgot Johnson

Depending on where you are and who you talk to in VA, DC, MD, WV, and KY, you could hear you all, y’all, or you guys. I’m in MD and use both y’all and you guys.

Barack is thinking “Am I gonna have to slap an Italian bitch?”

Word.