Buzz·Posted on Aug 27, 2009Wasted Hook-UpsAileen Awesome takes percocet with a rum cocktail and sets out to find a wasted hookup at Santos Party House.by Peggy WangBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail View this video on YouTube See, hipsters are boring. You have to refer to Russian bald men and guys who wear cargo shorts to music festivals for examples of those who are successful at partying and life.