but if you eat enough Doritos, you'll probably end up having an abortion anyways!

I guarantee that ad would sell lots and lots of Doritos in my hometown.

God now I want some chips! Also some Sunday School though. Damned marketing.

Less confrontational than the last Doritos/Pro-Life slogan - “Crunch all you want, we'll make more”

AHHHHH THIS SHOULD BE BANNED!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Awesome …but sadly, this is more coherent than actual righty ideas.