The Guy With The Worst Job Ever

Although judging from this article it sounds like he enjoys it. Let's just say he works at a zoo and has to clean up after the monkeys.

Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate

chinasmack.com

(Please read the following, it is my new favorite paragraph)

"50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction."

copykat.com

"Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred."

Francois Leaf Monkey!

Old Zhang actually saved his life:

"Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life."