Meeting Ashton Kutcher at a Middle School Dance

7th grader Melissa Bell reads her Ashton Kutcher fan fiction out loud in which she dreams about a recently-broken-up Ashton Kutcher showing up at a school dance and falling in love with her.

One look at that t-shirt with the painted-on vest and I already wish she was my little sister. (Thanks, Brandon!)

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