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Meeting Ashton Kutcher at a Middle School Dance
7th grader Melissa Bell reads her Ashton Kutcher fan fiction out loud in which she dreams about a recently-broken-up Ashton Kutcher showing up at a school dance and falling in love with her.
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“Also, you'll get your period soon” is what I say to middle school girls I take to dances too.
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