……papa?
Culture Buzz Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.
……papa?
Imitation crab meat?? Count me in!
I just love the internet so much. Soooo much.
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I was a definite no up until the imitation crab meat.
before any of our buzzfeed boys sign up, i'm going to need further clarification on where exactly you are going to be “mutually touching” them.
I'm surprised that the ad didn't end with, “No freaks.”
Look, man, I don't care how much imitation crab meat you have, if I can't break the trains and buildings, then I can't **REALLY** stomp around like a monster, can I? But then again, I'm 71 years old, so it's a moot point.
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