CUTEGASM

I prefer the Silence of the Lambs birthday card I saw yesterday. It had the sound bit where Hannibal talks about fava beans.

“Make it stop! Make it stop! How the hell to I stop it?!!”

the only thing I hate is the idiots who de-clawed the cat.
My fist wife had the cat de-clawed while I was at work, once. Just the front claws, but, what an idiot.
Only a brainless POS would strip a cat of its major defense. Had the cay HAD its claws, the card would be a stack of shredded cardboard by now.

“What are you doing just standing there, we got to help these trapped brothers!”

yeah, fuck that shit up, kitty. i hate those things too.

I think it's trying to save those poor cats stuck in the card.