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Jesus in Portuguese Playboy [NSFW]

Playboy incorporated a flawed and human Jesus to commemorate Portuguese Nobel literature laureate José Saramago. This particular Jesus probably is in your ceiling, watching you masturbate.

Peggy Wang BuzzFeed Staff posted about a year ago

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I find this pointless rather than disturbing. If a softcore mag is going to take the religious-figure-and-boobies route, wouldn't Mohammad and those rumored 72 virgins make for a lot more visual excitement?

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Why did they have to taint perfectly good porno?

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This is one of the biggest WTFs I've ever seen. Bravo, Portugese Playboy. Now the Vatican are going to spend a bunch of money complaining about this and suing you, which makes it all the easier for them to conveniently file for bankruptcy whenever a sexual abuse victim asks for compensation. No matter what your religion or beliefs, this is tacky as f**k.

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This looked better with Willem Dafoe and Barbara Hershey.

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We should make a movie. 33 Year Old “Virgin”

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With the third picture…is Jesus about to pay that hooker?

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