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The Sad, Heartbreaking Tale Of Samantha Brick

She details in a controversial “Daily Mail” article how hard it is being such a stunning, gorgeous woman. Quite possibly the least relatable essay ever written.

1. Random men throw themselves at her feet:

“Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know. Once, a well-dressed chap bought my train ticket when I was standing behind him in the queue, while there was another occasion when a charming gentleman paid my fare as I stepped out of a cab in Paris.

“Another time, as I was walking through London’s Portobello Road market, I was tapped on the shoulder and presented with a beautiful bunch of flowers. Even bar tenders frequently shoo my credit card away when I try to settle my bill.”

This is her husband. He’s flattered when men try to pick up his wife.

“Insecure female bosses have also barred me from promotions at work.
And most poignantly of all, not one girlfriend has ever asked me to be her bridesmaid.”

“‘I find dinner parties and social gatherings fraught and if I can’t wriggle out of them, then often dress down in jeans and a demure, albeit pretty, top.”

“Take last summer and a birthday party I attended with my husband. At one point the host, who was celebrating his 50th, decided he wanted a photo with all the women guests. Positioning us, the photographer suggested I stand immediately to his right for the shot.

“Another woman I barely knew pushed me out of the way, shouting it wasn’t fair on all the other women if I was dominating the snap. I was devastated and burst into tears. On my own in the loos one woman privately consoled me — well out of ear-shot of her girlfriends. “

“It’s hard when everyone resents you for your looks. Men think ‘what’s the point, she’s out of my league’ and don’t ask you out. And women don’t want to hang out with someone more attractive than they are.”

7. IS SAMANTHA BRICK ALL THAT??

Unfortunately, she begs that question.

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