What the fuck ? Did somebody with a mental handicap write this ?
This dumb ass wrote launch's , who is launch ?
I think he meant '' last two launches ''.
He also wrote 2 not two !
I think he self published this shit.
He could of asked a high school graduate to edit his
fucking '' peace off shit nawvel '' .

I'm a glass-half-full kinda guy, and what I see when I read this is a story that's infinitely more literate and thematically far more progressive than anything that's ever come out of a major NASCAR mecca. Admit it, all you ivory-tower types: Creatively, it just beats the pants off of applying a decal of the number “88” with angel wings to the rear window of an old Dodge Ram—which is as creative as most rednecks get. Granted, signing your name in the snow with your urine stream beats the pants off of that too, but they don't have snow in Florida. So give this guy some credit; it's not everyday you see this kind of talent come out of Volusia County.

What is it with the grammar police patrol? I would rather read an interesting book with grammatical errors versus some boring essay.

wow. really?

Is this a book about Microsoft Bing?

Thank God for “No Child Left Behind.”

Wait, what?

“this would be great except it isn’t!”
from “If It's Broke Lets Fix It” blog post

I think we all know that grammar is just a construct of society that replaces real human communication. In the future they clearly don't need it as well as us lay-humans.  Duh.

Only 25?!?!?! Are you sure?

this guy has a blog on obamas site… http://students.barackobama.com/page/community/blog/dalecourtney

Please tell me some smartass wrote this on a dare.

“It's also on the water and its real close to the cape and she really decks the place out.” - Is this written by Holden Caulfield?

Love the bio so far this is my favorite line “Well said in lament terms just means that I took care of the all guns and rockets on our Gun ship Helicopters called Huey Cobras.”

Was it babelfished from another language? It hurt my brain.

There are 25 distinct grammatical errors. But it is difficult to find them, because the story is so charming. What will happen next?!