without doing my time on a jury, i would have never heard a forensic scientist call the fly a “penile access portal.” greatest day of my life.

Okay, but you also can't vote. Or drive. Those are things adults do. Jackass.

Wonderful. As hard as work is to come by nowadays I fully support this man.

Every year I tell them I'm a full-time student. I will try my hardest not to ever sit on a Jury.