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Bizarre Mutant Sex Toy
It's called the concubine masturbator, and it's basically all sexual organs amalgamated into one handy toy. I wonder if there's an anus on the back? I think I'd rather masturbate with a sea pig.
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- blackmask6 Bizarre Mutant Sex Toy and thinks it’s Cute, OMG & Win
- Craig Pimbley thinks Bizarre Mutant Sex Toy is WTF & OMG
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You know what this would go great with? Some wine.
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- Curt thinks Bizarre Mutant Sex Toy is Ew
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It's like Bop It with boobs. “Get ready to Bop, Pull and Twist your way to victory!”
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Looks like a more interesting version of Simon.
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do they do it in black?
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Haha. I wonder if people will click the “old” button because that is publicly admitting that you knew about this monstrosity.
