Um, whoever posted this needs to look up the definition of 'secular'. As Inigo Montoya said, “I do not think that word means what you think it means.” Also, Buzzfeed needs to add a voting button for 'Boring'.

egads.

This infuriates me to within an inch of my sanity.

a few things…. 1.is she blind? it looked like she was reading braille with her fingers.  2. the dean said that she was giving the benediction so i assume that this is NOT a secular university. i know of no secular colleges that have benedictions at their graduation ceremonies.  3. maybe she's a pentecostal and she got the holy ghost trembles. those people are a particularly crazy type of Christians who speak in tongues and dance with snakes.

i wish there was a “creepy” button.

This video made me really uncomfortable.

my parents church is like this. I tired of the persistent guilt tripping so QUIT.

Oil and water. She tried to join intellectualism with fundamentalist God grovelling. This is your brain on organized religion. Any questions?

And to my parents, forgive me for wasting four years of your tuition money as I repent and reject the intellectual mind. Your reward shall be in Heaven, so don't expect me to pay it back. And as we look forward, in His name we ask…would you like fries with that?

I think it's called multiple orgasms. “I'll have what she's having.”

The same thing happens to me when I talk about Santa.

I think you're brain is telling you to lay off the Jesus pipe.

i love it how that main guy is like 'ok bitch you're ruining my show' and just steps over her to keep it moving

Christian Fail! Lets scare the shit out of everyone for their own good..

The best part is that they just continued on with the ceremony.

So I am evil for having an intellectual mind and being humanistic?
How did this girl even graduate?

Christianity is weird.

Regardless of where I stand, as far as someone's beliefs are concerned, I try and not make a habit of laughing at the physical ailments of others.

Repenting for the intellectual mind and humanism? This will be a day of death? This is not a religious ceremony, it's a graduation. And that girl has some serious fucking issues.