53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race

By use of deductive reasoning, I have concluded that Asians are the superior race.

53. They’re good at art.

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52. They are meme factories.

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51. They have the best snacks.

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50. They have the best DVDs.

Cat porn.

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49. They have better KFCs.

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48. Jackie Chan

He’s cool and all, but it’s really about the outfits.

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He wore this outfit in a press shot.

47. They hold penis parades.

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46. They have cuter hospitals.

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45. They invented a bacon sandwich to top all bacon sandwiches.

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44. They have cuter planes.

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43. They have scarier horror movies.

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42. Their goths are gothier.

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41. They actually did something with their antiquated phone booths.

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40. They have cuter sexual fetishes.

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39. They have the cutest cats.

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38. They have the cutest dogs.

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Perfectly-folded shar-pei.

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37. They have the cutest condoms.

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36. They make better music videos.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g.

I’d like to see Katy Perry top this.

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35. They invented pandas.

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34. And RED pandas.

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33. Their nail art is more epic.

32. Sriracha sauce is better than Tabasco.

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31. Rice is better than bread.

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30. Banh mi is better than any other kind of sandwich.

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29. They have more interesting massage techniques.

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28. They have the best alcohol products.

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BTW this stuff is amazing.

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27. Their buildings are made out of rainbows.

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26. Buddhism is the coolest religion.

He’s so chill.

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25. They consider cats to be lucky.

And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!

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24. They get plastic surgery to look like Superman.

He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.

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23. They have fun-loving politicians.

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22. They have fewer sweat glands.

And are therefore evolutionarily superior.

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21. Elderly Chinese people dress really cool.

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20. And so do the kids.

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19. They sing better.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KrDm8AXG_x8.

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Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IF5WYaoWXI4.

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18. They’re better at eating contests.

See the results here.

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17. They invented cat ears you can control with your brain.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw.

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16. They have more variety in their vending machines.

This one sells crabs.

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15. They have interesting hairstyles.

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14. They make American food better than Americans do.

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Weird DIY fast food kit.

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13. They have better game shows.

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12. They have monkeys for waiters.

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11. They’re better at wrestling.

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Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.

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10. You can buy things you can’t get anywhere else.

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I’ve been looking everywhere for a Prodigy backpack.

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9. There’s a dwarf theme park.

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8. They hire animals to be car salesmen.

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7. There’s a Naked Man Festival.

I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.

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6. They have the happiest city workers in the world.

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5. They keep tight-knit families.

Read “Why Asian Mothers Are Superior.”

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4. They have interesting weddings.

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3. They have the best sales.

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2. They appoint animals as their subway station managers.

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1. And the #1 Reason is…

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They have the cutest babies.

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