48. Jackie Chan
He’s cool and all, but it’s really about the outfits.
He wore this outfit in a press shot.
36. They make better music videos.
I’d like to see Katy Perry top this.
33. Their nail art is more epic.
25. They consider cats to be lucky.
And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!
24. They get plastic surgery to look like Superman.
He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.
22. They have fewer sweat glands.
And are therefore evolutionarily superior.
21. Elderly Chinese people dress really cool.
19. They sing better.
17. They invented cat ears you can control with your brain.
16. They have more variety in their vending machines.
This one sells crabs.
Weird DIY fast food kit.
13. They have better game shows.
11. They’re better at wrestling.
Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.
7. There’s a Naked Man Festival.
I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.