Sarah Palin Will Fix EVERYTHING on sarahpalinwillfixeverything.com ›

3) President Sarah Palin will end health care coverage in America and cure autism. Vaccines are killing our babies, and it's time we stood up to corrupt doctors and saved our children.

pdo 2 years ago respond

Six Reasons Why The Next IPhone Was Intentionally Leaked By Apple on pauldavidolson.com ›

2) The iPhone allure is dying. Apple’s products attempt to be luxury, high-end devices (so Apple can charge more). That gimmick doesn’t work when everybody has one. If the iPhone is supposed to be the phone of the savvy and successful, you can’t put it in the hands of a Domino’s delivery driver.

pdo 2 years ago respond

Kathy Ireland is Preggers? on whyyouarestupid.com ›

Watching the Oscars, haven’t seen Kathy Ireland outside of an infomercial for about 20 years, and I’m thinking she’s preggers.

pdo 2 years ago respond

4 Ways To Check Your Personal Email at Work on 40hourstokill.com ›

Let’s face it: some employers don’t want you checking your personal email at work. You shouldn’t let that stop you. Here are four ways to skirt this silly rule.

pdo 2 years ago respond

Yay, The Apple iPhone 4Gs Is Coming To Sprint! on pauldavidolson.com ›

First there was the Apple II GS. Then came the iPhone 3Gs. This is the only logical next step.

pdo 2 years ago respond

I Fucking Told You Lady Gaga Is A Transvestite! on whyyouarestupid.com ›

… More importantly, there’s the name. “Lady” — what shit. No female uses her name to reinforce her gender. That’s a man thing. Then there’s this …

pdo 2 years ago respond

Hard On Terrorists - The Attack Of The Penis Bomber on pauldavidolson.com ›

It had been two weeks since the Prosthetic Penis Bomber had struck, and the United States was again winning the War on Terror. All males were now padded down at airport security and those with a hard, potential stick of dynamite in their pants had some explaining to do. The soft, good Americans were …

pdo 2 years ago respond

The TSA Is Clueless — These Morons Haven’t Made Us Safer on whyyouarestupid.com ›

So some idiot Nigerian takes a break from trying to Western Union me $40M and instead tries to light off a testicle bomb on an American Airlines flight? Great. What’s next? Turn your head and cough to board?

pdo 2 years ago respond

What I Learned From Guy Richie’s Sherlock Holmes on pauldavidolson.com ›

When fighting somebody bigger than you, distract him, block his attack, go after the jaw (it’s weak), then the ribs (crack them), then punch him in the femur. Finish him off with a heel kick to the chest.

pdo 2 years ago respond