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3) President Sarah Palin will end health care coverage in America and cure autism. Vaccines are killing our babies, and it’s time we stood up to corrupt doctors and saved our children.
2) The iPhone allure is dying. Apple’s products attempt to be luxury, high-end devices (so Apple can charge more). That gimmick doesn’t work when everybody has one. If the iPhone is supposed to be the phone of the savvy and successful, you can’t put it in the hands of a Domino’s delivery driver.
Watching the Oscars, haven’t seen Kathy Ireland outside of an infomercial for about 20 years, and I’m thinking she’s preggers.
Let’s face it: some employers don’t want you checking your personal email at work. You shouldn’t let that stop you. Here are four ways to skirt this silly rule.
First there was the Apple II GS. Then came the iPhone 3Gs. This is the only logical next step.
… More importantly, there’s the name. “Lady” — what shit. No female uses her name to reinforce her gender. That’s a man thing. Then there’s this …
It had been two weeks since the Prosthetic Penis Bomber had struck, and the United States was again winning the War on Terror. All males were now padded down at airport security and those with a hard, potential stick of dynamite in their pants had some explaining to do. The soft, good Americans were …
So some idiot Nigerian takes a break from trying to Western Union me $40M and instead tries to light off a testicle bomb on an American Airlines flight? Great. What’s next? Turn your head and cough to board?
When fighting somebody bigger than you, distract him, block his attack, go after the jaw (it’s weak), then the ribs (crack them), then punch him in the femur. Finish him off with a heel kick to the chest.
Everywhere in America, there are free books. Want to read the latest John Grisham? Read it in the library. For free. Don’t want to wait? Want to keep a copy on your shelf? Go to Borders or Amazon or any other private bookstore. Everybody in America gets to read anything they want at the library. Everybody in America can talk to a librarian about the next bestseller. Everybody in America should be able to talk to a doctor about their health.
There’s a lot of chatter on the web about the new Google Phone, the Nexus One. People speculate about what Google is doing; if Google will buy Sprint; if Google’s phone will be free … but they’re missing the bigger picture. What if Google opened a bar???
I can’t wait for Kendra’s next reality TV show, Blond Mom, where she raises her child on camera and all her male viewers tolerate the idiotic drivel that crashes out of her mouth in hopes of catching the briefest of nip-slips.
Take a young starlet, dress her in a pink bikini, then have her dance. That seemed like the point of the entire skit. There weren’t any real jokes, just seemed like a reason to try and get som Hulu and YouTube brand buzz.
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