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Hard On Terrorists - The Attack Of The Penis Bomber
It had been two weeks since the Prosthetic Penis Bomber had struck, and the United States was again winning the War on Terror. All males were now padded down at airport security and those with a hard, potential stick of dynamite in their pants had some explaining to do. The soft, good Americans were ...
