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1. Is that grocery cart going to hit my car?
2. Will this box of Cheerios last me until this week is over?
3. It's not scary to fly, right?
4. You know it was an accident right? WE WERE JUST KIDDING AROUND RIGHT???
5. Is that a spider?
6. Did he just see me flick him off?
7. Is she going to get the job because her dad is the boss?
8. Did I leave the freezer cracked open last night on accident?????
9. Did I wear the same thing as someone else?
10. Aren't I too old for my face to still be breaking out?
11. Did he just pitch MY idea to the boss?
12. Is our ride really going to come?
13. Did I just put too much lighter fluid on the grill?
14. Did I just accidentally forward that to everyone?
15. Am I about to be mugged?
16. How long has it been since you've cleaned that bathroom?
17. Do you see my car keys anywhere?
18. Is this going to update in time?
19. It's been a while since the last time I've... You Know. Think they will notice?
20. Did I forget my credit card? How can I go out??
21. Can they tell I'm not sober?
22. Will I have to pull another all-nighter tonight?
23. CAN THEY SMELL MY FART?
24. Oh my bad, did I bump into you?
25. Was I really that fast?
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