Buzz·Posted on 23 May 2014Here's What Happens When You Use Nothing But Alan Partridge Quotes On TinderA-HAAAAAAA! Via Love in the Key of Partridge.by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail It's the question we've all pondered: can you get a date on Tinder and OKCupid by only using lines said by Norwich's finest fictional DJ? 1. "Would you like me to lap dance for you?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. "Do you Like my cones?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. "Back of the net". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF