2. They are turning to a “life of crime”.
Aberdeenshire Council says it received 34 complaints about the birds / master criminals in 2013, including reports of them “attacking people and dogs”.
3. Just like the apes in Planet of the Apes, they are becoming “highly intelligent”.
As the Canterbury Times puts it: “Herne Bay could be in danger of being overrun by a race of highly intelligent gulls, according to worried councillors.”