1. So you're a bass player. The least glamorous member of the band.
2. You're the butt of many jokes.
3. So many.
4. Even from the greats.
5. You just love it when someone says: "Hey, it's only four strings, it can't be that hard."
7. People think it's funny to create memes about you. Like when people replaced basses with dogs.
8. Or a bass.
9. Bass players can easily be upstaged by other members of the band.
Unless you're Flea.
And none of us is Flea.