1. This passionate declaration of love.
2. This card from a kid who knows what life's really all about.
It says: "You may think birth days are abot being rewarded for nothing, family, celebrating, and, in your case, being old enough to drive... BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT. It's about eating more cake. HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!"
3. This birthday card that's impossible to explain.
4. "You have the soul of a barbarian."
5. This celebration of life's fleeting wonder.
6. "Only 65 years until your 100!"
7. This example of what happens when you let a 7-year-old sign a birthday card for a 4-year-old.
8. This charming card.
9. This proof that if in doubt, you can't go wrong with something Gollum-themed.
It says: "Have a gollumy birthday. To my precious. You are just like gollum. Happy Birthday."