26 Things That Only Fat Men Will Understand

I am in shape. Round is a shape.”

1. Life is hard when you’re on the large side.

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2. This is a light snack.

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3. You get this. A lot.

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4. And you always want a second piece of cake. And shrimp.

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Mmm. Cake.

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5. You sometimes feel like lasagne for breakfast.

Yes, I am making lasagna before 9 am. #fatmenproblems

— Tom Hanratty (@tomhan374)
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6. This is what your fridge / freezer looks like.

how you close that freezer RT @GladToBeRad: I would be so fat.. but so happy ””"

— Baiders. (@Mikey_yesterday)
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7. There is this eternal problem.

This is why I'm fat! @Mitchant93

— Zoë Hall (@Zoe__Hall)
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8. But you would be the first to admit that you overdo it a bit at mealtimes.

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9. It can be hard to get around due to all your extra weight.

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10. Summer is a complete write-off.

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11. Looking cool on the beach is impossible.

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12. This is a serious problem.

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13. Going for a health check-up can be embarrassing.

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14. If your friend tries on something of yours … it doesn’t fit.

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15. Shopping for clothes is a nightmare.

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16. You could get into skinny clothes, if you wanted. It just wouldn’t be very easy.

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17. You dress for the occasion.

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18. But you always NEED new clothes because THIS happens.

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19. You have a deep emotional reaction to food.

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20. It can affect your relationships.

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21. Let’s not talk about working out.

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Don’t even go there.

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22. You get no end of “helpful” advice from friends and family.

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23. What no one gets is that you ARE in shape, just a bit squidgy.

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24. No one takes your naked selfies seriously.

Even if you’re beautiful.

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25. It’s all about perspective.

An instant six pack, anyone? This was too funny not to share. It's pure genius, I say...

— Samantha Amjadali (@sam_amjadali)
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26. Because in the end, even though you know you need to lose a few pounds, you’re happy with who you are.

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Patrick Smith is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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