4. And you always want a second piece of cake. And shrimp.
5. You sometimes feel like lasagne for breakfast.
6. This is what your fridge / freezer looks like.
22. You get no end of “helpful” advice from friends and family.
23. What no one gets is that you ARE in shape, just a bit squidgy.
24. No one takes your naked selfies seriously.
Even if you’re beautiful.
25. It’s all about perspective.
Patrick Smith is the UK media editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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