4. And you always want a second piece of cake. And shrimp.
5. You sometimes feel like lasagne for breakfast.
6. This is what your fridge / freezer looks like.
22. You get no end of “helpful” advice from friends and family.
23. What no one gets is that you ARE in shape, just a bit squidgy.
24. No one takes your naked selfies seriously.
Even if you’re beautiful.