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Can You Tell Which Women's Magazine Headlines Are Real?

"I'd prove I wasn't past it," said the afflicted woman. Yeah, you show them!

Yes, this person really did go on the search for sex after a hernia operation.

"My hernia made me hunt for sex".

There's something for everyone out there.

Yes, this woman really does sit on people for money.

"My crush on men (I squash them for £200)".

We made it up. That would just be silly.

"I gave birth to a fully-grown squid".

People will do anything for their special day, even this.

"EYEBROWS MADE OUT OF SOCKS - on our wedding day!".

It led the homeowner to exclaim: "It was terrifying - this ghost really had it in for me!"

There really was a spooky ghost house.

"A home to rent - with a VORTEX TO THE SPIRIT WORLD".

Of course Bieber fever is only a terrestrial, real-world phenomenon.

"I was visited by Justin Bieber's future GHOST."

Sorry bin men, this never happened.

"HELP! I'm sexually attracted to BIN MEN".

It's true, the sexual orientation of a person was altered by spooky ghosts.

"A haunted house... TURNED MY LOVER GAY".

Though it was a slightly disproportionate response from Phil.

Sprouts = no laughing matter.

"SOGGY SPROUTS... So Phil TORCHED the HOUSE!"

Although people have married goats before, it doesn't tend to happen on the internet.

We're just kidding.

"I married a GOAT on the internet, but I won't quit Facebook."

Yes, dieting really can give you udders.

"Dieting gave me udders"

There are some weird allergies but that, of course, would be ridiculous.

"ALLERGIC TO MIRRORS - I've never seen myself".

Scientists haven't ruled this out... but it seems unlikely.

"SPECTRAL JOY: My own GHOST told me I was pregnant!"

A little known fact about medieval knights is their phobia-curing powers.

"A medieval knight cured my agoraphobia".

You can find a lot of things in your bum, but God isn't one of them.

"I found God... IN MY BUM"

We made this one up. Breasts don't really talk.

"The day my breasts started TALKING"

Yes, this is a real headline. 

"MAMMA MADE ME FAT - So I'd stay a virgin."

Divine intervention comes in strange and unexpected forms.

"HURTLING TOWARDS DEATH When Archangel Michael took the wheel".

Rather than talking to a magazine, what she probably needs is a psychologist.

"SHOCKING PHOBIA! I'm scared of my own vagina."

There's no hope for you. You should read _Take a Break_ more often.

You were jilted by lover's ghost - AGAIN!

Nice try, but you don't know very much about women's magazine headlines do you?

You just married your weird stalker.

You have impressive knowledge of women's magazine headlines. Now go and have a coffee break.

You have a strange but enjoyable eating addiction!

Your knowledge of women's magazine headlines is second to none. Take the rest of the day off.

You are a headline-judging expert!

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