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29 Album Covers That Should Never Have Happened

They don’t make them like this anymore. All these via the excellent Twitter account Bad Album Covers. A few of these are kinda NSFW.

1. The B-side to this is Give Your Flesh To Me.

2. This knob-based bluegrass band’s second album.

3. This man who may be about to attack you from the bushes.

4. Erotic terrorism. Sounds funky.

5. We can’t figure out if this is awful or awesome but it sold 2.7 MILLION copies in Brazil.

6. We can’t see this being a hit to be honest.

Careful Dr Fishbein

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

8. One of Miss Piggy’s lesser-known works.

Hey @rickygervais forget the car ads. You and Miss Piggy should do one of these.

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

9. A feminist classic.

Feminism hadn't happened yet.

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

10. Mullets this good haven’t been seen before or since.

Submitted by @xavierarminana

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

11. Maybe this guy had the same barber.

John Kincade

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

12. Maybe something is lost in translation here.

More band name madness from @bjorosenberg

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

13. And here.

One of my all time favourite band names (been a while since I last tweeted it) Submitted by @Tynewriter

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

14. The budget for this one was … not much.

Via @VocalMolly

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

15. There are no words (slightly NSFW due to fat naked man).

@BadAlbumCovers you've probably seen this but it is a classic.

— andylong (@Andy Long)

16. This album cover predates science.

@BadAlbumCovers Tex loves a puff. Smoke Smoke Smoke that cigarette.

— PlantMartin (@Razor Rod)

17. Useful.

#BadAlbumCovers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

18. Save money by using your police “suspect wanted” pic for your album sleeve.

#BadAlbumCovers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

19. We say “yes” to shirtless ’80s Russian mullet men.

#BadAlbumCovers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

20. “Yeah, so my nightmares are really hard to explain, there are these ventriloquist dummies, people in dog suits…”

What on earth is going on here?

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

21. Gary. Just Gary.

Getting down to business

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

22. Knitwear status: epic.

Submitted by @KnitwearWankers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

23. “There was one mullet to rule them all, forged deep in the fires of 1981, that could only be destroyed with scissors.”

He might be "one of the world's finest boogie-woogie music masters" (wiki) but there's no excuse for that hair.

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

24. With a suit and hair like that you can see the future.

@BadAlbumCovers Now I'm spotting them!

— JayTwittOR (@ᒍᗩY)

25. A great bunch of lads.

IT'S FRIDAY!!

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

26. “Hey girl, do you like my top hat?”

#BadAlbumCovers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

27. Disco’s demise was closely linked to people being struck down by lasers.

This must be one for @BadAlbumCovers

— BonersaurJR (@Lewie P)

28. One can only hope that all the songs on this are about his hair.

#BadAlbumCovers

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

29. Fuck YOU, Satan!

Submitted by @vernon_bear

— BadAlbumCovers (@Bad Album Covers)

Via Twitter: @BadAlbumCovers

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