1. Tiësto complaining about iPhones and United Airlines.
2. Eric Prydz complaining about internet speeds.
3. Disclosure complaining about sushi.
4. Wolfgang Gartner complaining about babies.
I have the crying lap-baby in the seat next to me breast feeding off her moms. in first class. i don't pay up the ass to sit next to babies
5. DJ Minx complaining about massages.
6. Eric Prydz complaining about being on a bus.
7. Diplo complaining there aren't enough drive-by shootings these days.
8. John Dahlback complaining about stretch limos.
9. Žomby complaining about a peach.
Incredibly disappointing peach
10. Dillon Francis complaining about vegetables.
11. Dillon Francis complaining about planes with no wifi.
12. John B complaining about German hotels.
What the fuck is it with German hotels and one fucking pillow? Seriously. Beds in real life have more than one pillow. This is not prison.
13. Justin Faust complaining about Burger King, in quite extreme terms.
14. Zedd complaining about his private jet.
My flight got cancelled => I book a private jet => private jet breaks down taxing .... i can't believe this is really happening...
15. Mark Kinchen complains about his gas bill, having just bought a Porche.
16. DJ Snake complaining about new sneakers.
So stressful wearing brand new sneakers in the club
17. Logan D complaining about Southend Airport.
18. Jackmaster complaining about people who say espresso incorrectly.
Here's another one. If you say fucking EXPRESSO instead of Espresso then I hope you die alone
19. Hudson Mohawke complaining about French hotel lobby seats.
20. FuntCase complaining about his cleaner.
21. Chase and Status complaining about their steak at Brussels Airport.
