The rent really is too dang high.
“This looks like sushi a dad would make.” They obviously loved it.
Walk on eggs. Not eggshells.
For all the #snapchamps out there.
Or do they look better this way? Your call.
Because we all can’t be Rihanna.
Can you tell the difference? Be honest.
You can’t relate? You’ve goat to be kidding me.
Can coffee really be this bad?
Definitely try number 6. You won’t regret it.
Life really is like a good piece of candy.
Who knew Katy Perry looked good with a beard?
Corn Flakes will never be the same
Just shake your phone to undo texts. This changes everything.