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    This Is Why Tickling Is Actually Dangerous

    It's all fun and games until lives are destroyed.

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    So, you think tickling is all fun and games...right? Wrong. Tickling is a serious offense that should be treated with serious consequences. This is the story of one man, two hands, and countless lives destroyed:

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    It started off innocent, like most small-time criminal behavior does. Dante was just a man in love who decided to tickle his girlfriend playfully to win a fight.

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    But after realizing the power of the tickle...he couldn't stop himself.

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    Because tbh, you can pretty much get whatever you want using the ~power~ of the tickle.

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    Seriously, it's a dangerous game to play.

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    Innocent bystanders were robbed of their cars, jackets, and dignity. And his weapon of choice? Finding that tickle spot.

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    Unqualified for a job? That's OK. Your resume will start to look real nice when your future employer is borderline wetting themselves in the conference room.

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    But at the end of the day, despite all the money, the cars, and the power...tickling can't get you true love.

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    And when you take a good, hard look in the mirror, you'll realize...

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    ...you've become the tickle monster.

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