1. It's important to compliment yourself on a regular basis.
2. You can do anything you set your mind to as long as you ~believe~.
3. Be sure to treat other people before you treat yo self.
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4. Give yourself time to be the person you aspire to be.
5. Talk yourself up to whoever is willing to listen.
6. You can always count on your parents for some solid advice.
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7. Never be afraid to ask them for a little help.
8. Correct those who define you as something you're not.
9. Flirting is a lot easier than most people make it out to be.
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10. There really are plenty of fish in the sea.
11. Always call it like you see it.
12. Especially if you happen to see a hot dad walking by.
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13. When someone asks for an unreasonable favor, pretend like you didn't hear it.
14. If someone tries to interrupt you, let them have it.
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15. Exaggeration is the perfect way to add a little drama to your story.
16. Always avert eye contact when you see someone you don't care for.
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17. Try to keep a straight face, even when someone is ugly crying.
18. When planning a party, be absolutely sure that it has a unique name.
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19. And don't forget the importance of providing good food!
20. Never do anything that you don't want on the front page of the L.A. Times.
21. And finally, while it may seem important to make authentic connections in life...
... At the end of the day, trust no one.
