Ha ha! I'm a minister too, ladies! Come 'ere….
Ha ha! I'm a minister too, ladies! Come 'ere….
Gets busted smoking crack, doing coke, smoking weed, votes against gay marriage, drives drunk, cheats on taxes, stalks ex, lines pockets with city cash. Keeps getting elected. You have no idea, Poland!
And if you're going to put dividers between urinals, they need to come up high enough to block sight lines and low enough to block ankle piss splatter! Lots of work ahead of you, divider industry.
Why have painful wedding night sex? Get it out of the way and build up your freak. Also, she is awesome.
Ha ha ha! I was Want To Be Home Reading guy. Especially on New Years Eve at one of those bmp bmp bmp bmpbmpbmp bmp bmp NEW YEARS EVE BLOWOUT clubs. Ugh.
Vice President of Clowns, he meant.
DJ Camilla's Tampon on the ones and twos, everybody!
I think this one applies to most of us.
Booo. This is like when they considered Tom Selleck to play James Bond. Bad fit!
Ugh, the dreaded spermbrows. Don't do it, ladies! Also no half-Spocks or pencil thin McDonald's arches.