I'm Sarah Elizabeth. Yep, that's exciting, no? No, not really. Let's see, I'm in my mid 20's, single mom, divorced. Not bitter, just despondent. What else, what else? Let's see, I write Hidden Beauty, no I haven't given up on it, but there was a long stretch were writing simply took the backseat, in another car, three states away. It sucked. I know. I'm back now, and hopefully shit will straighten out easily.
I'm snarky, and I love it. I hate Jacob Black. You will not change my mind. To me, he is nothing but an emotional rapist. Do not argue with me on this point, I've heard it all before, and I simply do not care. I despise him, and that's the end of that. Edward Cullen, you say? I puffy heart Edward Cullen, so fucking much. Why? Because, even though his behavior in the books is borderline psychotic, he's still completely vulnerable and...well,..yummy fucking hotness that I would throw myself at and ride until I died. But that fact, is neither here, nor there. Bella Swan. Bella fucking Swan. Bitch needs to grow up and stop whining, all woe is me, because she's got a fucktabulous man, clamoring for her heart, and she's all stuck in her "teen-age angst." Dude, here's a lemon-drop, drink up, shut up, and maybe go masturbate. You're going to be just fine. Alice Cullen. I adore Alice, I do not adore people continually writing her as nothing more than a shopping addicted pixie, that has one solid brain cell, that is striving to not only keep her body in motion, but constantly matchmake/plot/scheme/makeover someone else. My definition of Alice? A young woman with an effervescent personality, who has style, grace and a sound mind to communicate what she wants and needs from and for other people. Rosalie Hale, why must everyone write her as such a bitch? Do I agree that she is one, well, yes. But she has reasoning behind it. I sincerely doubt you would find another character that is as loyal as Rosalie. Her family is incredibly important to her, maybe not as important as herself, maybe a little more at times, but nonetheless, I do not think Rosalie is a bitch, simply to be a bitch. Emmett Cullen. Is. Not. Stupid. 'Nuff fucking said. Jasper Hale. Ah, blondie male Hale. He is yummy, dontcha think? Though I wish they could get him a better wig in the movies, that thing looks like it's trying to eat his brain. Carlisle and Esme, Charlie...they equal the awesome. Yep they do. Renee, she irks me. Phil, is a person simply stuck in a book that offers nothing of consequence. Mhm. I said it.
There ya go. My take on some stuff.