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<b>Are you a member of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit fandom?</b> Or is your knowledge of Liv and Elliot lines especially heinous?

Are you a member of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit fandom? Or is your knowledge of Liv and Elliot lines especially heinous?

Who Said It: Olivia Benson Or Elliot Stabler?

Elliot would know; he's got three daughters.

Elliot!

"Drama is a major food group for teenage girls."

One of the best examples of classic Elliot snark from "Branded" (Season 12, Episode 6).

"Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200."

Olivia, clearly constrained by network TV censors, in "Bad Blood" (Season 1, Episode 11).

Olivia!

"''Cuz, this — this isn't a farm, but you are in some pretty deep horse manure."

Sounds like Elliot learned this one from experience. Said in "Bedtime" (Season 11, Episode 18) when Liv and Elliot discover that a female copycat has been using the "Bedtime Butcher" to cover her tracks.

"You're surprised by a killer woman? Try missing an anniversary."

Olivia asking the hard questions in "Russian Love Poem" (Season 1, Episode 12).

"Do you think that there was a reason that the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?"

Uttered by Olivia, in "Wet" (Season 12, Episode 5), when she was high on mushrooms.

"I'm not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle!"

Elliot, putting ADA Sonya Paxton in her place, in "Sugar" (Season 11, Episode 2).

"School's in session, and you've got a lot to learn, hun."

Olivia, criticizing this ass man's observational skills, or lack thereof, in "Closure: Part II" (Season 2, Episode 3).

"You didn't get a look at her face but you know she was wearing thong panties?"

Olivia explains legal terms with a side of sass in "Sin" (Season 8, Episode 17) when an underling objects to she and Elliot looking through a church's finances.

"That's a subpoena, not a party invitation."

Said by Elliot, who has no tolerance for your nonsense, to a potential suspect in "Wet" (Season 12, Episode 5).

"It's an alibi, not a lullaby, you moron."

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Who Said It: Olivia Benson Or Elliot Stabler?

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