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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
"How do you eat it? With your hands?"
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!"
"I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."
"Salad's got nuttin' on this mutton!"
"It's not 'top of the muffin TO YOU!'"
Or, more accurately, with-fat frozen yogurt.
They'll always make you think of Sue Ellen Mischke, heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and bra-less wonder.
"They're all Twix! It was a setup! A setup I tell ya! And you've ruined it! You've all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!"
"I feel full after the risotto."
"I'm shifting into soup mode."
You say, chocolate syrup. I say, George's ATM code.
Just don't get caught eating one on TV.
"GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!"
"Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!"
"What am I supposed to do with all this paella?!"
"Spicy mustard...woohoho...you are hot tonight!"
"Boy, that's the full size." "That's your big boy."
Fruit's a gamble. Know that going in.
Pudding + X-Acto knife = pudding skin singles.