1. Black and white cookies
“If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.”
4. Peanut butter right from the jar
5. Marble rye
6. Big salads
“Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs.”
9. Junior Mints
“Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious!”
10. Deli meat
“I’ve cut slices so thin, I couldn’t even see them.”
“Salad’s got nuttin’ on this mutton!”
13. Muffin tops
14. Fat-free frozen yogurt
Or, more accurately, with-fat frozen yogurt.
They’ll always make you think of Sue Ellen Mischke, heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and bra-less wonder.
17. Twix bars
“They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup I tell ya! And you’ve ruined it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!”
19. Fusilli pasta
You say, chocolate syrup. I say, George’s ATM code.
25. Ice cream sundaes
Just don’t get caught eating one on TV.
“Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!”
“What am I supposed to do with all this paella?!”
37. Anything from Arby’s
38. Spicy mustard
“Spicy mustard…woohoho…you are hot tonight!”
40. Drake’s Coffee Cake
“Boy, that’s the full size.” “That’s your big boy.”
Pudding + X-Acto knife = pudding skin singles.
Cheers to all of us who find Seinfeld references in the everyday.
- Shannon Miles, who is suspected of ambushing and killing a Harris County, Texas, sheriff's deputy, was arrested Saturday and charged with capital murder. ›
- For the first time in history, there are three major hurricanes in the Pacific east of the International Dateline at the same time. ›
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›