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1. "The human equivalent of gas station sushi..."
2. "I already committed to that, so if you say I can't go, it's like you're taking something away from me."
3. "Parades and your butt: my two vices."
4. L'il Sebastian. Never forget.
5. Councilwoman Leslie Knope.
6. "It’s 4:13, so you’ve got 7 minutes."
7. "And guess what! I don't know the words!"
8. Joan Callamezzo: Pawnee celebrity, hot mess.
9. All the bacon and eggs you have.
10.
11. "I was on a date tonight. It went well. He's sleeping over."
12. "Can I have these question mark stickers?"
13. Knope 2012.
14. Step three: I dagger you on the dance floor.
15. "I finally killed them."
16. ~Swoon~
17. Alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum.
18. "Well, that's all fine and good, but what if the banana is soft and mushy and doglegs sharply to the left?"
19. "Everything hurts and I'm dying."
20. "No, Orin I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"
21. "Hey, are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction does not count."
22. A meating of the mind.
23. Tom's Hummer jacuzzi.
24. Tammy Swanson: manipulative, psychotic, library-book-peddling, sex-crazed she-demon.
25. "Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it."
26. Damn it, Jerry.
27. Three words.
28. "We need to remember what's important in life..."
29. It's time to...
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