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    Student Kills Burglar With Samurai Sword

    A Johns Hopkins student killed a burglar with a Samurai sword in their garage by cutting off his hand and lacerating his body. I personally don't own a Samurai sword, but I'd like to think that, in a crisis, I could remain cool enough to not go chopping away body parts. But that's just me.