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Masculine Costumes For Your Feminine Son
Sometimes the hardest thing about Halloween is making sure your kid doesn't appear gay. "If you want your child to depict a male dominated profession, be very careful not to choose one that's been co-opted by the gay community, like a fireman, a cop, a cowboy...otherwise they'll end up just looking like a stripper."
