Buzz·Posted on Feb 20, 2015A Definitive Ranking Of "Twenty-Four Italian Songs And Arias"Tu lo sigh.by Nina MohanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 24. "Alma del core" by Antonio Caldara View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: I like you. I really like you. KISS ME. From La constanza in amor vince l’inganno, this aria's tepid melody manages to make the joyous emotions of love sound dreary and mundane. Caldara just confirms that pastoral relationships are a total snooze-fest. 23. "Non posso disperar" by Giovanni Battista Bononcini 22. "Vergin, tutto amor" by Francesco Durante 21. "Lasciatemi morire!" by Claudio Monteverdi 20. "Come raggio di sol" by Antonio Caldara View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: I might be smiling on the outside, but I am a HOT MESS on the inside. While the lyrics might be relatable to some, this tune always ends up sounding like a total dirge. "Come raggio di sol" is the Debbie Downer of Italian art songs. 19. "Se Florindo è fedele" by Alessandro Scarlatti View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: I'm hard to get, but if Florindo wants to be exclusive, I'm down. This is a jolly aria, but since Scarlatti makes four appearances in this book, he's competing against himself. This time, he loses. 18. "Le Violette" by Alessandro Scarlatti 17. "Pietà, Signore" by Alessandro Stradella 16. "Pur dicesti, o bocca bella" by Antonio Lotti 15. "Il mio bel foco" by Francesco Bartolomeo Conti View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: My love flame burns for you, and only you, babe.It's easy to get swept up in this seductive proclamation of love. It manages to be seductive and robust at the same time. The only thing holding it back is that fake-ass recitative at the beginning. 14. "Che fiero costume" by Giovanni Legrenzi 13. "Nel cor più non mi sento" by Giovanni Paisiello 12. "Nina" by Giovanni Battista Pergolesi 11. "Sebben, crudele" by Antonio Caldara View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: I'm gonna play the waiting game until you lower your standards.This aria from La costanza in amor vince l'inganno is the ultimate anthem for unrequited love. Though it's a little gloomy, Caldara brightens it up here and there to remind you to never give up hope. 10. "Amarilli mia bella" by Giulio Caccini 9. "O cessate di piagarmi" by Alessandro Scarlatti 8. "Vittoria, mio core!" by Giacomo Carissimi 7. "Se tu m'ami, se sospiri" by Alessandro Parisotti View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: It's great that you like me, but if you think I'm going to give up other dudes, you're sorely mistaken.There's some debate over whether this flirty tune is by Parisotti or Pergolesi, which gives this piece a seductive air of mystery. Who knew an Italian art song could be so coy? 6. "Già il sole dal Gange" by Alessandro Scarlatti 5. "O del mio dolce ardor" by Christoph Willibald Gluck 4. "Danza, danza, fanciulla gentile" by Francesco Durante View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: Dance, girl. Dance to my singing.This jig earns its high spot by being the most booty-shakin' tune in the whole book. Durante's had people gyrating in auditorium chairs for centuries. 3. "Per la gloria d'adorarvi" by Giovanni Battista Bononcini 2. "Tu lo sai" by Giuseppe Torelli View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: You def know that I like you, so can we just be exclusive already?Torelli truly delivered the drama with this piece. Never has there been a more gripping, heart-wrenching song about confronting your crush. Bring out the tissues! 1. "Caro mio ben" by Tommaso Giordani View this video on YouTube youtube.com What it means, basically: Bae, my heart's sad without you. "Caro mio ben" is the bread and butter of classical singers. Everyone's done it, and everyone loves it. You may also recognize this tune from Raise Your Voice, further proof that this exquisite melody will continue to transcend genres for years to come.