1. You've shopped here many times. To you, it's actually the fashion you THINK city kids wear, but no, it's for city kids to know who are from the country.
2. You've owned a pair of these bad boys.
Found my old #Etnies
3. And most people in your town have worn this hat at one stage in their lives.
Big thanks to @MonsterEnergy for the new hats and hat travel case for worlds!
4. High School parties meant one thing.
5. Feeling a bit fancier?
If I drank bourbon, I would be boycotting Woodstock simply for this horrific grammatical error.
6. Perhaps you just want to drink the greatest fucking drink known to man.
Drinking a Victoria Bitter before noon as it's 33c/90f in Lorne and I'm a Seattleite. #vacation
7. When city folk complain about the heat. That's cute.
8. You listen to Prime Possum, that's an order!
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9. We get extremely cold winters but barely any snow. Come on! If we're freezing our asses off give us something fun!
10. This becomes a pretty familiar sight.
11. Foxtel? Pfffttt Austar mate!
12. You know that Bliss N Eso are kings in the country. Period.
13. You’ve been to a few B&S balls in your day.
14. You have no idea what the fuck happened to the word “swag.”
15. THIS is a swag! And it is your best friend!
16. You know all the stories and folklore to scare the crap out of people visiting. Ever heard of the Min Min lights?
Road trips are so so so chill at night
17. You've never heard of anyone who has voted for this party.
18. But an uncomfortable amount who have pledged allegiance to these guys.
19. You lose half your friends in high school because they get sent to boarding school in the city.
20. And they become boarders.
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21. You know how broke you get come festival season.
22. You know that you don’t need a beach. The river is where it’s at!
23. No seriously, who needs a beach?
24. Your passionate hate for the city comes to a peak during the annual City vs Country rugby league game.
25. You know that massive bull-bars and unnecessary ariels on utes is the norm.
26. And you know if you find another country kid in the city, you instantly become best friends!
