1.You've shopped here many times. To you, it's actually the fashion you THINK city kids wear, but no, it's for city kids to know who are from the country.
2.You've owned a pair of these bad boys.
3.And most people in your town have worn this hat at one stage in their lives.
4.High School parties meant one thing.
5.Feeling a bit fancier?
6.Perhaps you just want to drink the greatest fucking drink known to man.
7.When city folk complain about the heat. That's cute.
8.You listen to Prime Possum, that's an order!
9.We get extremely cold winters but barely any snow. Come on! If we're freezing our asses off give us something fun!
10.This becomes a pretty familiar sight.
11.Foxtel? Pfffttt Austar mate!
12.You know that Bliss N Eso are kings in the country. Period.
13.You’ve been to a few B&S balls in your day.
14.You have no idea what the fuck happened to the word “swag.”