He is extremely optimistic!
So excited about iPhone 3!
He knows how to stand his ground!
Attention, North Korea: until further notice, dinner is cancelled.
He is honest about faking a moon landing.
By the end of this decade, I vow that North Korea will achieve its goal of faking a landing on Mars.
He wants to keep families together!
My immigration policy is very simple: no one gets out.
He saves his people from the dangers of gluten.
People say that North Korea has no food. I prefer to say we are gluten-free. #branding
He lead North Korea to victory in the FIFA World Cup.
North Koreans: I want to congratulate our team on winning the 2014 FIFA World Cup! No wonder the West refused to let us televise it.
He knows how to pull the ladies, and wants to wing man every other man in his country in doing so.
Attention all N Korean males: I command you to grow a soul patch. Inspection next Wednesday.
He knows that his bachelor party put the one in The Hangover to shame.
.@KimKardashian Great wedding pics! Here's one of me at my bachelor party:
#SupremeLeaderProblemz is a thing!
That awkward feeling when your ex turns up on your Twitter feed, or alive. #SupremeLeaderProblemz
He, like every other person on earth has had comments taking out of context.
Just to clear things up: all of my comments about destroying countries in a sea of fire were taken out of context.
He looks up to his late father.
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. We don't do that here." -- Dad
He is going to be behind a Kickstarter campaign that will put Zach Braff and Spike Lee's one to shame!
Really psyched about my Kickstarter for a nuclear weapon!
He knows the importance of knowing Photoshop.
YO ANYONE OUT THERE GOOD AT PHOTOSHOPPING FOOD INTO PICTURES OF COUNTRIES
Nepotism is Kim's favourite word!
When David Letterman retires his job should automatically go to his son.
He knows how to block out his haters.
In my darkest moments I remind myself that as much as people hate me, they still like me more than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Kim does not fear Poseidon!
I WILL KEEP FIRING MISSILES INTO THE WATER UNTIL THE WATER SURRENDERS
American capitalism gets on his nerves!
URGENT NEED TO CONTACT SOMEONE AT SONY CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL OF A SUDDEN NO AUTOREVERSE
And like most people, Kim is starting to grow tired of Bieber's shit.
Have withdrawn invitation to @justinbieber to visit N Korea. Bad for my brand.